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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

hothotpotat:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

plasticbagvevo:

me trying to comfort a sad friend

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phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

jaeger-relatable:

getting ur period like

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan